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Parking The Bus

A defensive soccer strategy where a team stacks every single player in front of their own goal, making it nearly impossible for the other team to score. Basically turning the pitch into a crowded parking lot with no exits.
Chelsea spent the whole second half parking the bus instead of actually attacking
by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025
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Parking The Bus

A soccer strategy where a team puts every single player in front of their own goal, making it almost impossible for the other team to score.
Manchester spent the whole second half parking the bus instead of actually attacking
by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025
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Short Bus Caliphate

The short bus caliphate is a sunni islamic terror group that started in egypt by they're caliph Wilma Diqfiet in 1983 after being inspired by the islamic revolution, the sbc has networks in haiti, portugal, egypt (main headquarters), turkey, russia (former chechnya), and now has started a campaign in ukraine after the war started to build they're own country The aproximate number of their members are unknown However their activity has been steadly increasing over the decades
by Niggergoy September 13, 2025
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Nova Bus LFS

The Nova Bus LFS (Low Floor Series) is a family of transit buses manufactured by Nova Bus, designed to provide efficient and accessible public transportation solutions. First introduced in 1996, the LFS series was developed to meet the growing demand for low-floor buses in North America, offering easier access for passengers, including those with mobility impairments. The LFS buses are available in 40-foot rigid and 62-foot articulated configurations, with the articulated version designed to accommodate higher passenger volumes. The buses feature a fully low-floor design, meaning that the floor is level with the curb, eliminating the need for stairs and making boarding easier for everyone, including passengers in wheelchairs, those with strollers, and the elderly. The series is versatile in terms of propulsion options, available in conventional diesel, compressed natural gas (CNG), hybrid diesel-electric, and battery-electric powertrains, catering to different environmental and operational needs of transit authorities.
“I was enjoying my time on the B44 Select Bus route onboard a Nova Bus LFS artic when a nasty ass vaginahead homeless man came and he cause a whole bunch of drama on the bus with the passengers and because of that the bus went out of service”
by EMD F59PHI January 16, 2025
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Bus Driver

Dumping a load in somebody’s ass. They’re now transporting an ass load of kids.
Man, last night I turned my girl over and finished in her ass. Turned her into a bus driver!
by Navydoc23 January 24, 2025
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Brazilian Bus Bazooka

When you retain sperm and don't nut for months on end. After you feel that you can't hold it in anymore, you are going to absolutely unleash your gargantuan load on the bus and on everybody in it.
"After months of trying to stop jerking off, I couldn't hold it in any longer. So I let out a Brazilian Bus Bazooka"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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Bus Buddy

A person who asked to sit with you (or vice versa) on the bus & then you sit next to them every single day, & possibly horde the seat for so only they can sit next to you.
by Sumo Samurott February 11, 2025
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