Sleeping dragon

When you have a stomach bug and shit yourself in your sleep and stay asleep through it.

I had a bad stomach bug last week and woke up to a sleeping dragon.

by Ghostfart April 6, 2022

Sleeping Wingman

Title given to a friend or roommate who is assumes the role of "wingman" without him knowing due to the fact that he's sleeping or in a state of unconsciousness.

Dude!

Daniel has earned the official title of "sleeping wingman" due to the fact that I brought 2 girls over last night, and only one of the was hot, he took one for the team without even knowing what he was getting himself into

"HE IS THE SLEEPING WINGMAN"

by aacruzz February 8, 2010

NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM

The implicit instructions given to DEJA VU PORN PATRONS on their movie screen before the PORN SEX FLICK STARTS.

As following what it says on the movie screen as NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM as SUCKING , FUCKING and other SEX you like while enjoying the SEX PORN FLICK is greatly encouraged is we would not want you to stay home and watch SEX PORN FLICK with another partner so as the management go ahead and enjoy yourselves.

by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 2, 2021

Sleep Texting

Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.

When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.

by Bans4Sam April 10, 2020

Sleep

A place where drug addicts and illegal immigrants and former illegal immigrants meet. Something that people use to get.

I almost didn’t sleep last night think those terrorist where going to meet In my thoughts while I sleep. I feel sleepy today, I’m drained.

by Thesenutzz November 5, 2019

sleep

The best part of the day

Teacher: write the best part of your day
Me: sleep

by Howdoiknowgoaway March 26, 2022

rim sleep

Getting your anus licked while asleep.

I was camping with my mother-in-law and I woke up with a soggy asshole. Must have been that rim sleep.

by sleepyghost September 14, 2022