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dad peen

When you get older your sick doesn't erect as much as it use to. Your foreskin gets saggy and your balls hang low.
Going down on a dad peen is nasty. Foreskin so sloppy I could use it as a sleeping bag.
by BBPOSKA August 19, 2019
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Dad

A man possibly woman that didn't pull out in time so he left you because you're a complete accident that no even you mother loves. That's why she "dad's" have the audacity to leave you when you're 2. So if you still have one remember that he or she (who knows) absolutely hates you.
Dad left to have sex with a frog
by Hail.za.queen June 6, 2021
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Dad

by Carne_Fresca September 12, 2019
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I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe
I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe
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Dad Bod

A male usually over 30-35 years who has a nice physic still looks in shape but lacks tone or physic in the mid section, Man boobs are appearing and a belly that says 'I like pizza beers and kebabs' and playing slot machines while holding a beer,
Person 1:"Did you see Johno down the pub,He's not what he looked ten years ago"

Person 2: Yeah since he had a few kids and got married he gained on some pounds

Person 1: Yeah but he still toned though he's in good shape just rocking that spare tyre around his waist

Person 2: He's got that Dad bod

Person 1: It suits him though he's almost 40
by Billyking January 18, 2022
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Ur dad 2 degrees straight

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude
Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries
by nigglynigel March 12, 2018
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Dad

A man who goes and gets the milk after you find your mom wrestling with men in bed, naked, and tell him about it. He eventually comes back when you win the lottery.
Me: "Dad, Mom's wrestling again with Jimmy, the neighbor."
Dad: "Ok, Imma go get some milk. You want chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves*

*35 years later*
Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!"
Dad: " You want some milk with that?"
by Milkgetter June 2, 2022
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