Licked the Umbrella

Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.

(Person drops water all over laptop)
Friend : Mate, you've really licked the umbrella there

by fishandchipsandcurrysauce January 02, 2020

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Mega Goon Licking

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause

Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.

by buildenex July 25, 2024

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Lick Queen

An infamous WoW player known to Lick other players in raid for favors and power. The Lick Queen had a reputation for choosing weak minded males who would do anything for her. That includes farming, boosting and running a discord dedicated to her. The Lick Queen hated other females getting attention so she spread lies and had big power simps of the server abide by her rules.

1. Dam your gear is dry? Yeah homie I didn't see the Lick Queen tonight.

2. I love when the Lick Queen logs on. I know tonight I will be happy.

3. I ran into the Lick Queen today. She licked me, I licked her back. I think I'm in love.

by Ricky Jenkins Smith July 25, 2024

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brazilian ear lick

To get really close to a guy and gently fondle him while tonguing his ear hole.

He was immediately punched in the face after giving the other teams player a Brazilian ear lick.

by fox_zero June 29, 2022

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Go lick a dick

Go lick a dick – A truncated, vulgar insult often used to express contempt or disdain toward someone. The phrase suggests a crude sexual act and is intended to demean or humiliate the person being addressed. The phrase is offensive and generally considered inappropriate in most social settings. Unless your me

I can't believe you lied to me again—go lick a dick like me

by hackerman09 December 20, 2024

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