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feed the cows

To get on with your day in a fast manner. If you're in a rush you may use this expression.
Sorry mate can't stop for lunch because I've got to feed the cows.
by Michael Smith April 21, 2018
mugGet the feed the cowsmug.

Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning

An extremely difficult style of flicker gooning, only ever been performed by the great Cleetus Ibuprofen, who decided that Japanese kamikaze flicker gooning wasn't enough for him. To execute this technique, you must produce 2 and a half home depot buckets of dihh cheese, reverse time itself to de-age your dihh cheese back into milk, creating a cow magnet which magnetizes every cow in a 69 mile radius to atatch to your dihh. Now, you must touch 3 pressure points on each of the cows asshole, forcing them to shit all over your dihh. Now all thats left is to do a regular flicker gooning technique, which will shoot a milk-semen mixture everywhere, which Cleetus nick named "Cummilk", causing a tsunami. This technique is extremely dangerous and should never be performed under any circumstance, unless you are Cleetus himself
Do you remember when Cleetus flooded the city with semen because of the Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning technique?
by Cablito August 31, 2025
mugGet the Cow Manure Flicker-Gooningmug.

cow

cow at the farm
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
mugGet the cowmug.

cow-rimmer

An individual who enjoys licking a fat persons butthole after they defecate.
Geez man, I didn’t know ION was such a cow-rimmer. Someone check up on him.
by MacharyZentzer April 30, 2025
mugGet the cow-rimmermug.

Atomic Cow

This ice cream was made with foaming green milk from an atomic cow that has three heads and shits fingernails.
by volcano.man August 7, 2021
mugGet the Atomic Cowmug.

Cow

Ur mums a sket and ur da is a melt big cow of a whore sleez bag
Ur mrs is a right ole sleezy cow of a whore
by Big boy booby December 14, 2020
mugGet the Cowmug.

cow

That cow is a cow.
by sirsmursalot October 23, 2016
mugGet the cowmug.

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