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I will sleep early today

Play games at 7 PM, Watch movies at 8 PM, Scroll on TikTok at 10 PM, Watch anime till 2 AM, Chat on Discord at 3AM
you know, i will sleep early today
by PseudoNullXero December 15, 2023
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sleeping

sleeping is an action that contributes to the health and wellbeing of a person. steps include: 1. putting your phone down, 2. getting comfy, 3. closing your eyes, and 4. entering sleep. you should give these steps a try next time you are feeling tired (as in right fucking now). go to sleep because I love you and I care about you and sleep > talking to me.
sleep is good and i like sleeping. you should try it sometime.
by jugbaby78 November 28, 2020
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Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.
Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.
by DefiDef July 19, 2016
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sleeping pig

A nightmarish scenario where one fantasizes of being chased through the woods by men in pig masks carrying chloroform; Aroused by the overwhelming stress and fears that threaten to knock you out cold.
I had the wildest sleeping pig in band camp. 😏
by CristinBurnsInHell July 10, 2024
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Sleeping Beauty

“ Sleep is Beauty and Beauty is the beast
REFERS TO SLEEPING BEAUTY
I have no idea I just said somethinge and it sounded deep
by cb_14 September 6, 2021
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is my fish sleeping

if someone ask you that if you fish is sleeping it is just upside down on top of the fish bowl and to dispose of it is to flush it down the toilet.

P.S don't tell your kids
Son: is my fish sleeping
Mom: yes my son it is now go back to your room
Son: ok
Mom: honey go flush it down the toilet
by ThankWrong April 16, 2019
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