sleep

The best part of the day

Teacher: write the best part of your day
Me: sleep

by Howdoiknowgoaway March 26, 2022

Sleep

Sleep is when you close your eyes for hours and dream dreams. Everyone loves sleeping

Boy : do you like sleeping?

Girl : Yeah!!

Boy : I LOVEEEEE SLEEPING!!

by jjisntcool March 26, 2022

Sleep

Eating clocks.

I am going to sleep right now.

by 1948184949282749503 March 28, 2022

Sleep

Scientifically speaking, sleep is when your brain cells get to rest after 7 cruel hours of torture from adults who get to yell at you from stupid things

After getting some sleep, Tessa was able to have a good Saturday because she didn't have to go to the prison known as school

by NGGYUNGLYD March 28, 2022

Sleep Pussy

Adult male who is afraid of staying up too late for fear of compromised ability or virility the following day.

“P-Maddy insisted upon going to bed at 8pm the night before our second day of skiing because he is a sleep pussy and wanted to ski his very best..”

by paulmaddthang February 5, 2022

Sleep-Ballin

Unintentionally spending money (eg buying things or online shopping) while asleep.

Long story short, I accidentally dropped $1.6k on an Amiri shirt while sleep-ballin last night..

by Cyrus Ruffy February 12, 2022

Me Sleep Again

An incredibly common Furby glitch that never allows the Furby to wake up, even if it's not in a dark place.

Mostly seen in Furbies that haven't been used in a long time.

Also used with the acronym "MSA".

me: I just found my old 1998 Furby in my closet. Turns out it was affected with Me Sleep Again. How do I fix this?
friend: idk, just look it up on youtube or something

by MindLockAERO October 29, 2021