Wild rusty canoe

When a man shoves a woman's head under water in a river for several minutes until she is unconscious and then sticks a piece of an old canoe inside her vagina.

"Hey would you like to help me give my wife a wild rusty canoe tomorrow at the river?"

by Pubesonfire420 March 2, 2016

Turn Around Rusty Spoon

Where a women inserts her hand in a man's rectum, and pulls it out covered in poop, the man then proceeds to quickly spin around and ejaculate on the women's cupped hand, the two then decide what to do with the "rusty spoon".

"We did some nasty stuff, we tried something called the turn around rusty spoon, it was so dirty!"

by Mr Elder October 9, 2019

Rusty Dutch Double Dipper

much like the Dutch Double Dipper but with the added benefit of the female partner taking a dump while you do it. This adds an interesting lubrication (of sorts) and also allows you to quite literally push her shit back in.

Rusty Dutch Double Dipper:
Bob: "I heard you Triple D'd her last night man?"
Frank: "You heard wrong my friend, I Rusty Trip D'd her!"
Bob: "NICE!"

by theonewhoisbroken February 3, 2010

rusty scissor power slide

A sexual act in which two men start by anus scissoring, but then slide in synchronization in a clockwise motion so that major penis-to-anus penetration occurs.

Rob, being the chief, ordered butt-pirate Andy to rusty scissor power slide JP. They thoroughly enjoyed it as Rob video taped the whole thing.

by Wordupbrah June 21, 2011

rusty computer mouse

when a man a woman engage in anal sex. after you pull out, you put a computer mouse in her ass and then in her vagina. after you take it out of her vagina there will be stuff on it that looks like rust

oh shit dude i just gave that bitch a rusty computer mouse

by petarrrrrrrr October 14, 2008

rusty bullet hole ripper

obscene bleeding due to anal penetration

one who rips open the arse of an unwilling minor

by Muswell Hill informants August 7, 2003

Second chair rusty trombone

A threesome variation on the standard rusty trombone. While a girl is eating a guy's ass, she adds in a Dutch rudder for the other girl. Essentially guiding the other girls arm as she jacks off the guy's cock.

What a wild night, we even had a girl sitting Second chair rusty trombone.

by MooseCock24 May 20, 2009