The excruciating, fiery aftermath of devouring excessively spicy foods—like wings slathered in ghost pepper sauce—when the flames don’t just stay in your mouth but travel through your digestive system, culminating in a burning ring of pain around your anus during bowel movements. It’s a fiery experience so intense, Frodo himself wouldn’t dare try to destroy this ring.
• Alex: "Bro, those inferno wings were insane last night!"
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."
by anonymous January 24, 2025
Get the The Ring of Mordormug. Bitch who thinks she knows it all because of all the bugs she got gathering on her ma f* cking nose ring.
Has a lot to say, makes them think it's all true.
Has a lot to say, makes them think it's all true.
"Officer Trevor, we need your report on The Aboveground SlaveStay."
O.T. : " Oh,...I didn't bother writing it down, I googled her name....no knows ring."
O.T. : " Oh,...I didn't bother writing it down, I googled her name....no knows ring."
by NoSenseSickle 🥒is that pickle December 12, 2023
Get the knows ringmug. Person 1: dude my ring light broke again
Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month
Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month
Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
Get the Ring lightmug. When corrupt lawyers steal your children and degrade them with random strangers. They may be using snap cards currently.. just in case you don't know, they are unnatural, wrong and bizarre. They are very incredibly evil and for harming young children and molesting them you will get caught by somebody else and it won't be pretty.
by Alex phoenix February 7, 2024
Get the Pedophile Ringmug. Guy 1: I was called a racist for feeling bad about the CK assassination yesterday
Guy 2: of course you did, the nose ring gang thinks everyone's racist.
Guy 2: of course you did, the nose ring gang thinks everyone's racist.
by Itsmrgoody2you September 17, 2025
Get the Nose ring gangmug. Peyton: I really would like to go after this man but he is engaged
Jessica: well you can, but you’ll just be ring digging
Jessica: well you can, but you’ll just be ring digging
by Jpaik May 22, 2019
Get the Ring diggingmug. The theory that conservative men dislike women with septum piercings, due to a person, generally, needing to be over the age of 18 in order to get one.
by Omega_Iteration August 8, 2025
Get the Septum Ring Theorymug.