Gunky Pudd’n Spoon

Spooning with your partner after a heated argument and letting your sweet heat teach them a lesson with a nice shart as they gingerly dose off.

Fucking Greg came home drunk last night and spooned up next to me in bed. I gave him the Gunky Pudd’n Spoon the moment his dong tried to weasel between my cheeks.

by Splendid Curse December 20, 2025

Pussy puddle

A discarded excretion from a vagina

You are a pussy puddle

by Hamuuuuuuu December 31, 2025

Cum Puddles

The dimples on the lower back

Dude, I was going doggy style with her last night and I filled up her cum puddles

by Eddermund January 3, 2026

Gravy Puddle

Adjective; a descriptor of a person(s) beyond saving. The described person(s) have hypothetically "melted" into a puddle of human meat gravy.

My manager Clovis has been consuming a copious amount of Jamaican Beef Patties. So many so that I can see him physically bursting at the seems. He's gravy puddled.

by Daniel Stress Fracture January 19, 2026

Its all pudding

Meaning everything is alright, like the warm feeling you get from eating said pudding. Similar to the 90's "Its all good" or "Its all gravy". (pudding however being much more delicious than gravy)

Its all pudding 'till a tube of meat comes flying at you. -Mike Rowe

"Dude, sorry I totaled your car." " I had full coverage man, its aaaallll pudding."

by Seethella October 10, 2009

In the Puddle

Crushing Hard .

' Maneee Shawty Got Me In the Puddle '

by HarlemMacySunshinee. September 14, 2009

Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).

I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.

by Lexy7 August 23, 2011