Poink

To poke somebody and irritate them immensely.

Tracey poinked Paul.

by Tybon August 3, 2019

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Poings

In a competition ‘for points’, “poings” refers to a very, very small amount of points given for very irrelevant reasons. The purpose is to award people who are not faring well in the competition and giving them just a little something to prevent emotional breakdown. Essentially “pity points”.

“Wow, this person is losing miserably and looks like they are about to cry. Let’s give them two “poings” for insert any completely irrelevant reason to make them feel a little better.”

by KatLuvsCats May 29, 2020

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point minus thirty-free

when you've been so out of touch with the world and are suddenly invited to a job interview.

"do i go naked. do i speak french-russian. do i remove my piercings. do i offer to work for free. do i say please and thank you."
"woman, you are point zero, no, point minus thirty-free."

by Krkič September 25, 2020

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point 0.5

when you've been so out of touch with the world. as soon as you step outside and interact with people, you realise its what you had been missing. i mean, theres kids asking to hug you, how can you not

"do i say yes. do i take part. do i give. do i care. do i come back?"
"woman, you're at point zero, no, point 0.5"

by Krkič September 25, 2020

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