Pizza Dick

When a penis has smegma and has entered a vagina on its period and got blood on it.

eg. "Damn I've got pizza dick!"

by PIZZADICK99 June 13, 2021

Pizza faced

When you eat so much pizza your belly button grows a smiley face

A well done extra large pepperoni pizza and your pizza faced?

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022

Pizza

Slang for child pornography, shortened from "cheese pizza" (CP).

I tried to download a movie from the internets and I ended up with pizza in my hard drive.

by Mephisto, the Lord of Hatred July 13, 2025

pizza-stop

A way to stop in skiing that only beginners use. It sucks.

He's totally a Jerry- look! He's pizza-stopping!

by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024

Pizza

A dish that is known to cause a heart attack or stroke because of all the fat and other shit they put in it.

I almost died from eating a pizza because of how low quality it was. I had intense stomach pain afterwards, and before you know it I was at the toilet spewing shit out of my mouth.

Person 1: "Hey bro you ever had pizza?"
Person 2: "Can't bro, that shit gives you a stroke"

by carrot34344pp December 3, 2023

gasoline pizza

A sentient pizza who spams discord with nonsense.

Jesus Gasoline Pizza, quit with your weird gifs!

by bloopssssss October 22, 2020

Pizza ear

Very acute sense or hearing possessed by a person who loves pizza. He can therefore distinguish a doorbell from surrounding noise when pizza is expected

-Hey guys did u hear that?
-Hear what?
-The doorbell man! the pizza must be here!
-All I hear is music bro!
(goes to the door, comes back with boxes)

See, I told you bro!
-You got one hell of a pizza ear bro!

by Hellojello March 14, 2012