Pussy

after the experience with senator dick ass ran away, on his journies he met a friend named pussy. the two traveled the world together and fell in love. ass wanted to mate with pussy but this was impossible since pussy had no hole area in which ass could insert his reproductive organs. out of rage ass kicked pussy hard in the front lower area. pussy flew backwards into a short stick protruding from a tree. this had almost the same reaction as with senator dick. the kick also created a huge hole in pussy's front. after this experience pussy became fearful of ass and many more. and that is where women get their pussy and ass from as well as where we get the word pussy to describe a weak ass fuckhead.

"I stuck it in her pussy"
"I wish he would do drugs with me instead of being a pussy."

by Joe Rizzo is AWESOME February 26, 2008

pussy whipped

When your woman has removed your balls and then filled the sack with a LoJack to track your every move!!

I cant go ANY where with out telling (insert name) where Ill be!

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

wet pussy

A cat soaked in water.

My pussy got wet in the rain! Gotta dry her fur!

by Tim XYZ October 26, 2003

Pastrami pussy

When a ho has a pussy dat look like dat deli meat pastrami

Bob:"Yo man, I heard dat Karren has pastrami pussy."
Billy:"Man dat nasty! "

by Darealslimshadey July 2, 2015

pussy slut

A girl who doesn't even go by a name because she's that much of a slut. But it's a good thing. Especially in Chicago.

"What have you got? Nothing! What have I got? A pussy SLUT!"

by aaaaaaaaaaaaalright February 4, 2010

Panda pussy

A woman with a rarely chubby or overweight vagina. Often mistaken for a phoofah. Penatrating the panda pussy is known as an act of bambooing.

Hey bro you get with that girl?
Yea man she has that panda pussy!
DAMN Bro! Was it nice?
I had that girl bamboozeled!

by Pandafever August 6, 2016

Pussy Wreckin

To cause soreness in the vaginal area by mercilessly and relentlessly penetrating the recipient.

Eytan- Jeez Heathers walkin kinda funny today.

Rich- Yeah Mason has an certificate in advanced pussy wreckin.

by Pussy wrecker November 29, 2010