Pizza Socialism

Pizza socialism is an ideology similar to that of the German National Socialist German Worker's Party (NSDAP) of Adolf Hitler, but with the focus shifted from a pure Aryan Germany to a pure Italian kitchen. Like national socialism, there is a strong focus on identity and a hierarchy based on artificial characteristics. In the case of pizza socialism, the hierarchy is based on how a pizza is prepared and eaten, and at the bottom of the hierarchy you will find American-style pizza crusts and pizza Hawaii, or pineapple pizza.

People who adhere to this ideology are commonly referred to as "Pizzis".

"You're such a Pizzi, just let me enjoy my pizza the way I like it!"

"Hundreds of Americans fled the country after the Pizza Socialist Italian Worker's Party won the 2032 elections and changed Italy's state-ideology to Pizza Socialism"

by Civilis August 19, 2018

lion pizza chicken

mishearing of “lying piece of shit king”
king, referring to loveandlight

“Im a lion pizza chicken!”
“SAY IT AGAIN”
“IM A LION PIZZA CHICKEN

by chickenlova February 10, 2024

Smashing Pizza

1. Having rough intercourse, generally anal, and generally without a condom.

2. Eating a pizza with some friends.

1. It all started when she asked me to rub her back, and fifteen minutes later I was smashing her pizza.

2. I spent my whole night last night watching Star Wars and smashing pizza with the guys. It was great.

by Pizzasmash July 24, 2017

Pizza Bed

That meme that looks like a pizza but is not

B ISSA PIZZA BED FUCK OUTTA HERE CALLING GHAT A OIZZA

by Mike Wazowski My nIbba September 06, 2017

Pizza pilgrims

Olivia and avneet on a date at pizza pilgrims in canary wharf

Sent

Let's go pizza pilgrims with avneet and oli9

by lucasprem August 11, 2021

eating pizza rolls

When you run out of ranch, so you and your buddies make some homemade dipping sauce.. kind of like a soggy waffle, whoever is last has to use the homemade ranch with the fresh Pizza rolls

Me, Zane, Chase, Conner, and Bryce played a game of “eating pizza rolls”.. Zane ended up with a full belly.

by BigBaby101 November 05, 2017

Pizza Theft Simulator

A simulaton game where you control a thief stealing pizza.

Mike: Pizza Theft Simulator?
Jasmine: YES PIZZA THEFT SIMULATOR

by Zaynerocks September 07, 2019