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Orangutang Titties

Very similar to 'pancake titties.'Bad saggy tits that hang like wrinkly flaps of skin. Girls with orangutang titties are nasty, their tits aren't perky or nothin.
Oh! Dude those orangtutang titties are nasty! Find a different site, this ones festy.

I met a really hot chick, great ass, she even had a nice smooth shaved pussy!...But she had the worst orangutang titties ever!
by Ashton/Jesus November 6, 2006
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3 Orangutans 1 Blender

An unknown shock video that supposedly contains a bunch of men killing orangutans, and the only proof of these videos existing is from "reaction" videos.
I tried to look up 3 orangutans 1 blender and couldn't find anything, most likely a hoax.
by Justicewithtacosandweed July 11, 2020
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Leave Your Oranges @ Home Day

This quasi-holiday was made to add some specialness to a boring school day. Planned a few days in advance, this will make a regular school day a lot more interesting. Whoever wants to celebrate this day wears orange clothing, from a bracelet or a shirt all the way to a full orange outfit. Cupcakes are made as well, they can be orange or any other theme. It's fun to show up at school with many of your friends in orange and the teachers not know what's going on. The cupcakes must be extra yummy too. All who celebrate this day are required to tell people to: "Leave your oranges at home, please and thank you!" Whenever the holiday is written the at is always the at symbol: @. Leave Your Oranges @ Home Day can happen once a year or once a week, whenever you feel like having cupcakes at school.
Cali: I hate school; our lunches are terrible!
Gavin: I know!! Want to have a Leave Your Oranges @ Home Day tomorrow?
Cali: Yeah! Let's make cupcakes tonight!
Gavin: Yeah!!
by SexyVixenSally2006 September 7, 2008
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Orangutan

A primate in the family Hominidae. In 2016, the GOP caught one, shaved it and nominated it to run for president, and it ran again in 2020 (that particular one is noted for having the temperament of a chimpanzee, which is a more aggressive animal).
Tim Tim: So, I see that Dona-

Blade: No, don't call him that! He's an orangutan and we'll leave it at that!
by KalloFox34 March 17, 2020
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orangeman

olsterrr saiis nooo!. I'm an orangemannn.
by John Ronane January 28, 2004
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orangutan ganja

Really strong weed that Asian Orangutans smoked with Budda, in Buddhist mythology.
orangutan ganja with buddah< metaphoricaly
by LOC-3D September 14, 2013
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the flying orangutan

When someone is sitting on a chair, sucking a dick in front of them and jerking two people off to the sides. The motion looks like an orangutan flapping its arms, with its big orangutan mouth open.
"Where were you last night, Bubba?"
"Well, mom... John, Dave, and I went down to the bar, picked up a skank, and took her to the Motel 6 where she gave us the flying orangutan."
by JAndersonConcurrence February 5, 2009
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