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hoe weekend

Hoe weekend happens during the last Friday-Sunday of every month. It's when all of the thots and sluts and hoes come out and are free to do whatever the fuck they want to do without the care of being judged. Basically the level of hoe-ism reaches a new max! Even people who aren't hoes or sluts or thots will participate in this activity. It starts from Friday and ends on Monday and there are usually crazy stories on Monday about what everyone did over hoe weekend.
Tim:Man did you see all that nasty stuff Lucy was posting. Why would she do that?
Bob: Oh you didn't hear? It was hoe weekend
by Rackard February 18, 2017
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Hoe Patch

When a hoe begs for bruises during sex so she can show it off to her friends to brag she has rough sex!
Check out that dumb ass with hoe patches
by everybodysdoll May 27, 2018
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Hoe-bot

Hoe Bots can be various computer programs on social networking sites that lure a person to a pay porn site or a web cam site.
I saw all these twitter hoe-bots started following me all of a sudden. I'm not going to follow you or click on your misleading links.
by chibivix December 25, 2011
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Hoe Closet

A closet full of clothes that other people (mainly parents) don’t know you own.
“Dude I have a hoe closet full for when I go full hoe mode.”
by extended broom handle June 18, 2020
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hoe hop

Type of Hip Hop/Rap music where the rapper primarily talks about all the bitches and hoes he got in his stable. Primary format of the BET uncut lineup.
Lil John, Cash Money artists, ah hell, ALL rap is pretty much hoe hop now.
by xzybit January 21, 2005
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j hoe

A hot Jehovah Witness that you'd like to hump when they come to your door.
"Damn! Check out the J Hoe at the Door!"
by Garage Stevie January 10, 2007
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Row hoe

A female who works in the pipeline industry as welders helper or swamper who has sex with anyone or anything as a means to advance threw the work place.
That fucking row hoe ran threw the entire front end after work last night and now shes blowing the weld boss. Bless her slutty little heart.
by Douchebag#1 June 16, 2018
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