i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

by discombobulator! November 21, 2010

Magenta Hat Hacker

Magenta Hat Hackers are Men vs Pink Hat hackers are women. Maybe next year it can change. -2025

Magenta Hat hackers include a shade of grey or black added to pink hat.

by cxp1d January 4, 2025

W hat

A word used in a weird or unfortunate situation.

Normie: I am not a weeb.
Weeaboo: W Hat?

by Nonweeb August 1, 2024

Won-Ton Cowboy Hat

When a woman's vagina your head and neck whole getting a Chinese massage.

Man she climbed on the table, started rubbing my back & gave me a Won-Ton Cowboy Hat.

by Lib-Lab June 9, 2017

Blackpool party hat

When entering a party and everyone looks like Gail Platt from Coronation street

"I thought we would at least end up doing the Blackpool jizz"

( A Bukakke party where every looks like Liz from Coronation street where everyone spunks on an

old lady who resembles Liz the old barmaid

A party full of bad looking ladies or a party where you all jizz on old ladies ....i kinda glad we didn't x up at a Blackpool party hat

by HackneyRobbo September 24, 2025

Hat

A kill/body. Mostly used by people on Florida to describe a headshot

I was posted last night trying to catch a hat but dude never showed up

by Mucifer December 22, 2022

Hat fishing

When a guy’s hair fucked up so he wears an “LV” cap/hat to cover those patches and the receding hairline,

“He is always stunting but have you seen his hair”
“He is hat fishing all em girl”

by itisssswhatitisss April 11, 2020