Phone-Blowie

When you and your significant other are unable to do the 'deed' in person, one partner will use and object to simulation a BJ over the phone. The other partner will please themselves and blow their load while listening and/or watching on the phone.

1. Hey babe, want me to give you a passionate phone-blowie tonight?

2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie

by Real Don August 9, 2022

Off the top of my phone

Putting the top of your phone to your head/temple while trying to think about something

"I tried to remember but I just couldn't think of it off the top of my phone."

by Kokocane September 21, 2016

Beer phones

Phenomena where a song or music sounds better depending on the amount of alcohol (beer) consumed. Like beer goggles for the ears.

At first I thought this band sucked, but now that I have my beer phones on, they sound pretty good.

by retrohgmr March 3, 2010

Phone

A phone is a electronic

Can i have my phone back please?

by SDirah April 23, 2021

smart phone dump

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher

I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss

by Joe O'Regan November 24, 2015

Phonely

When nobody is hitting you up and you have no notifications. You are lonely on your phone.

I keep checking my phone but nothings there. I’m so phonely!

by vacuumcleaner666 March 8, 2018

star trek phone

A flip style cell phone, usually low end by today's standards, resembling the Star Trek communicator device used in the original series.

I'm surprised no one has defined the star trek phone yet on Urban Dictionary, lots of people use this term.

Daffney put down her star trek phone yesterday, just stared at me and struck up a conversation, never telling the other person to hold.

by whitey803 March 30, 2013