Vsco hoes

The little bitches that walk around in t shirt dresses, hippy sandals, and hair buns. They carry around a $50 water bottle and order red bubble stickers

Me: them vsco hoes are very quirky.

by Bawston69 August 29, 2019

Car Hoe

A person whom constantly changes lanes in an area of heavy traffic to gain a small decrease of time to their destination and inconvenience drivers.

That car hoe just changed lanes again!

by Jimbo Dohner July 23, 2020

hoe-axe

An axe you use to slay all the hoes you come across

"What did you do when you found out she was a thot?"
"I used my Hoe-axe on her"

by Abzorb February 8, 2018

Hoe Closet

A closet full of clothes that other people (mainly parents) don’t know you own.

“Dude I have a hoe closet full for when I go full hoe mode.”

by extended broom handle June 18, 2020

hoe hop

Type of Hip Hop/Rap music where the rapper primarily talks about all the bitches and hoes he got in his stable. Primary format of the BET uncut lineup.

Lil John, Cash Money artists, ah hell, ALL rap is pretty much hoe hop now.

by xzybit January 21, 2005

j hoe

A hot Jehovah Witness that you'd like to hump when they come to your door.

"Damn! Check out the J Hoe at the Door!"

by Garage Stevie January 10, 2007

Row hoe

A female who works in the pipeline industry as welders helper or swamper who has sex with anyone or anything as a means to advance threw the work place.

That fucking row hoe ran threw the entire front end after work last night and now shes blowing the weld boss. Bless her slutty little heart.

by Douchebag#1 June 16, 2018