Skeg in the Mud

A nautical double entendre referring to anal sex.

I think my girl wants the skeg in the mud tonight.

by goopysoup69 May 14, 2023

Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.

Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met

by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023

My name is mud

I'm in trouble

"We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
My name is Mud"

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Mud Cricket

Tammy T From the. D.M.I

That mud cricket is smashing all the dope men.

by Richard (Dick) Fitzwell June 9, 2022

Mud

Mud can mean not only one thing it can be the streets but it can also mean heroin

yo are we doing mud tonight?

by leslasa May 1, 2019

Worm’s In Mud

A term to describe anal sex

Anal sex, more like Worm’s In Mud!

by Tacoindaass December 31, 2017

Fart in the mud

Someone who is being particularly pessimistic. Similar to “Debbie downer”, calling someone a fart in the mud is just a gross way of saying your friends are being depressing.

You okay bro? You’re being a real fart in the mud today.

by Professor Reat Ard March 25, 2022