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Sex Sick Males

When dudes only think about sex until they or they bodies to decide to die because properly having sex constantly or thinking about every minute until death.
" Sex sick males " said a person.
by Dr. Deloris February 11, 2024
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Male Wife

Me: "Lucifer is such a Male Wife"

Friend: "I agree."
by SwonkyBird February 15, 2024
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Male Musician

A male musician can be a misogynist, a loser who got dumped, let alone rejected, an insecure man with a forced bravado, a rapper that sounds like every other one that’s out there, someone with a lot of money but a very mediocre artistic vision that everyone will end up listening to on every media platform.
by Bolts the Snowman February 20, 2024
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Male Sister

A brother who acts more sisterly towards his siblings, i.e. never fights with his siblings, always is nice to them, doesn’t bicker with them, etc.
Friend 1: Have you been to the Wilson’s house? I swear those kids never fight.

Friend 2: Yeah, you’re right. I’ve never heard Eli Wilson say an unkind word to his sisters.

Friend 1: He acts more like their sister than their brother tbh

Friend 2: Fr. He’s almost like a Male Sister.
by randomopc February 21, 2024
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Edging Male

A male defined by his need to edge
Me: Man my boss is such an edging male
Boss: *grunts*
by Edge male February 23, 2024
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Yogurt Male

First, Alpha males were the best type of male to be. Then, it became Sigma males. Now, it's Yogurt Males.

"Yogurt Male" is just one of many labels made by men trying to out boost their fragile egos. Such men (Alphas, Sigmas, Yogurts, etc) fail to recognize women as people instead of sex objects, and thus end up blaming them for their unhappiness in life. In an attempt to find fulfillment in their lives, they come up with these new empty titles to elevate themselves above other men who are in reality, just as lonely as they are.

The specific reference to yogurt also has white supremacist undertones, since it is implying that men who are able to easily digest yogurt are superior to those who are not. Lactose intolerance is most prominently seen in Asia, Africa, and South America.
Chad: "I'm not some sort of lowly Alpha Male, I'm a Yogurt Male."
Alex: "You can digest dairy? Color me impressed."
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Ligma male

A male capable of licking his own balls, usually by either extreme flexibility or by having their bottom ribs surgically removed for this purpose.
"I'm a ligma male"

"Nice try Jonathan. I know you're gonna tell me to lick your balls when I ask you what that means."

"No dude. I was trying to tell you I'm capable of licking my own balls."
by Suckmytoes_77 March 12, 2024
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