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my kids

Sperm, possibly numbered in the realm of one million or more "kids" who become victims of whores mouths and often die upon contact with air after being ejaculated. See sperm
Oh man! Friday night I shot my kids all over your girlfriends face!
by Shotwell February 20, 2008
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the cool kids

Characteristics of "the cool kids": have an ongoing quote wall, know their hogwarts house, are awesome at chair races, friendly, accepting, most people are jealous of them.
The cool kids are the people at Berkeley that study at Firs Pres and go to yogurt park late at night.

You know that kid Chris? I head he's going to get yogurt tonight. He's one of the cool kids.
by iwannabecool May 14, 2010
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z00 kid

zoo kids or 'z00 kids' are a common sight at leicester , mainly at the landmark clock tower, but have spread their z00ish ways to other areas.

ways to identify a z00 kid:
anything they do that resembles how animals in a zoo might act, ie:
1) running round screaming
2) throwing food/ drink at each other
3) tearing things up and throwing them on the floor
4) drinks b00st ( boost + vodka/ boost + coke also apply)
5) mastubates in public? :/
person 1:ewww look at those dirty z00 kids tearing newspapers up and screaming,

person 2: puts leicester to shame really
by al0))) November 24, 2006
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Phish Kid

a cool cat that digs nuggets, mushies, doses, chills in the lot, but mostly LOVES PHiSH! they're all about the tunes
I just got a phat sack of nuggets from that phish kid in the patch pants
by Coloneal Forbin January 25, 2009
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Niskayuna Kids

A rich town called Niskayuna is filled with "tough white suburban kids" that like to try to be ghetto and "black".

The entire place consists of toolish kids that follow every fad they smell. A typical kid there wears Northface, Uggs, says beast and pretends to be black, buys coffee and faggacinos on a regular basis, listens to rap and mainstream and still thinks they have great taste in music, and jacks off to Hannah Montana.

The community is an absolute joke, filling every stereotype imaginable.

Here is an example of Niskayuna humor.

Nisky kid 1 : hay lets go to st. james square get coffee and then yell poop.
Nisky kid 2 : lol so funny and randum hurrhurr hurr okey
Nisky kid 3 : and then after we will do the t-bag
Nisky kid 1 : hahaha hurr hurr we do t-bag lol
Nisky kid 2 : hurr hurr t-bag

A typical Niskayuna conversation goes like this.
Nisky kid 1 : hay dood wanna go to the local starbucks hurr?

Nisky kid 2 : ye man its pretty beast!
Nisky kid 1 : dooooood....thats black.
Nisky kid 2 : ye man u hear that rap song by lady gaga
Nisky kid 1 : ya dude it was so black

The funny thing is that the black population is something like 1% of the entire community and are all contained in a place called Hillcrest Village. It is beyond the comprehension of most to understand why a white suburban kid whose parents make six figures can still claim to be ghetto.

The popular girls there are all Jewish.
Person 1 : Hey who are all those faggots wearing northface, uggs, muggs, trading girlfriends like pokemon cards, trying to be black, calling themselves ghetto, being white, putting their balls in each others mouths and yelling poop in St. James Square?

Person 2 : Oh those are Niskayuna kids.

Person 1 : Haha! They're so gay!
by Quideus Marquis March 24, 2010
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Hyphy Kid

A male between the ages of 15 and 18, usually black,filipino, or mexican, who just recently caught on to the "Hyphy" movement in the bay. They infest malls,concerts,EVERYWHERE waering their stunna shades,tall tees, and dirty as new era caps. They can constantly be identified by their fake hood call "Yeeee" (even though they arent from oakland or richmond) being yelled out for no apparent reason(maybe a mating ritual?). They claim to "rep the bay" when they are from pittsburgh,gilroy,burlingame,santa rosa,etc. They are mindless idiots who only listen to what 94.9 and 106.1 tell them is hot at the moment. They throw out any bay slang they think will make them sound as "bay area" as possible such as hella,beezy,etc.
Gay Dude On The Street: Hi there fella, wanna come home with me tonight?

Hyphy Kid: Yeeeeee, Yee!
by KingOfSJ July 18, 2006
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Kid Rock

The long-haired, redneck, rock 'n' roll son of Detroit who is famous for his hard rockin concerts, once being married to Pammy, and mixing hip-hop into his hard rock act. His greatest songs (so far) are -Bawitdaba
-Cowboy
-Fuck Off
-Only God Knows Why
-Forever
-What I Learned Out On The Road
-I'm Wrong, But You Ain't Right
-Picture
-Midnight Train To Memphis
-Rock 'N' Roll Pain Train
-Feel Like Makin' Love
-Jackson, Mississippi
-Cold and Empty
Kid Rock is frickin awesome rap-rocker from Michigan.
by Hugh Jass February 12, 2005
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