Jake's Law

The bigger the house, the hotter the girl(s).

We should totally hit that house up tomorrow, don't forget: Jake's Law.

by Jfkwozog September 3, 2013

Jake

Jake don’t be such a cunt

always jakes fault when something goes wrong

by T3apot November 23, 2019

Jakeing it

Someone who plays dirty in letter league, placing random letters to achieve the maximum points while destroying the board until it’s unplayable

I’m boutta start jakeing it. This board sucks

by Not shob September 25, 2025

Jake Warburton

jake is good at rocket league and has a massive chode lmaooo shush u jokemen who find this

dog: jake can i have some weed
Jake Warburton: ofc my drilla

by reallycool69 June 11, 2021

Jake From State Farm

That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis

That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.

by DVillan October 11, 2020

Jake

The kid who won’t stop playing Rocket League

Damn, Jake won’t stop playing Rocket League!!

by Sterling Hawksmoor August 24, 2021

Jake

A true god that is so unstoppable that he can control time and space with the blink of an eye. They usally have a liking towards bees and often end up as the tax man of state farm. If you ever come across a Jake in battle it will be one of a lifetime and will often end with you paying with your blood or a fine of all your lives worth. The true Jake was said to have been born in -9 bc and was the one who split the time continuam to the way it is now with the 2 timelines, one after christ and the other filled by void and darkness called the negative timeline.

Oh look it is Jake

by The True Jake from 9 bc April 4, 2021