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Space Head

Hey space head, they’re talking about the moon on the news, come look
by ChrisPeeBacon August 19, 2022
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Space X

The act of a man laying on his back in the shower. Then proceeding to urinate in an upward fashion, preferably towards the female clit as they stand over said man.
Man: "Hey shorty you trynna let me space x you?"

Woman: "Sure thing hun! I would be pleased to have you space x me tonight before bed.
by Ballsach69 August 26, 2022
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space vampire

a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.
Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022
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Space Burn

Can garlic bread get freezer burn in space? Would that be space burn?
by MyBrotherHatesThisLol September 5, 2022
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Space Cadet

Someone who appears to be intoxicated but is comparatively sober. Lost in the sauce. In other words people obsessed with tick tok and watched too many cartoons as a kid. Not retarded per say. But on the way.
That space cadet Lennie won’t stop talking about Starbucks.
by Maximus Decismus Meridius September 12, 2022
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space ex

When a couple is having sex in the reverse cowgirl position. As the male is about/starting to climax, the female plucks hair from the males sphincter causing him to launch her into low orbit out of pain/ecstasy.
Tina decided to try a Space Ex last night and now It hurts for me to wipe.
by Cyber trump November 16, 2022
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Space Invader

A guy who has a preference for fucking people best described as "space cadets" ie incredibly stupid.
"That Barry, he is such a space invader. He prefers stupid partners."

"Probably because most folks are too smart to let him fuck them."
by RTM 1963 November 26, 2022
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