Fumbling the biscuit

To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally

Netflix won't exist in 3033 they're really fumbling the biscuit

by Dman January 9, 2023

murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.

Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!

by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018

Chicken Biscuit

Grabbing a girls boob

He grabbed her chicken biscuit

by Charlieunderwear March 26, 2016

Shart my biscuits

A fart where some poop comes out that also hits your testicles.

Im so drunk I might shart my biscuits.

by Picklefla4 August 27, 2021

Wanker biscuit

Wanker biscuit is when a wanker fucks than shoved it up their dick hole and comes out the mouth

Hey Adam I wanker biscuit last night when I thigh fog your moms unicorn hair

by Wanker biscuit August 2, 2020

Biscuit

The Burry Port/Welsh way of calling someone a pussy

Harri can only do 50kg in the gym,what a fucking biscuit.
David doesn't drink or smoke,what a filthy biscuit.

by biscuitboy233 November 26, 2020

KFC Biscuit

A biscuit that tastes extremely dry and rather bland, reminiscent of that of a biscuit from the fast food chain KFC

Damn bruh this thing dry as f*uck. Tastes like a KFC biscuit.

by skylord0622 December 11, 2020