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Penis Watcher

A tiny woman who loves to gander at a man's penis when the opportunity "arises".
This could occur before or after sexual activity or just walking down the sidewalk.

Her ganders may occur frequently or at random times of interest. She prefers the site of her boyfriend's penis but would look at another if it flopped out from an unsecured zipper.
It brings her joy and sexual arousal.
K-Muffin is quite the penis watcher
by Dmuffin July 19, 2018
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argh penis

Something once said by Andre the Giant, it is an expression of frustration over helplessness to overcome obstacles in life
Man backed up in traffic for the 300 miles : ARGH! PENIS!

Andre the Giant at being disqualified by Jake Tunney : ARGH PENIS!
by The Replicator December 20, 2014
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deer penis

A deer penis is a 12 inch dick👌🏽🍆
Frank: Hey bro I have a deer penis

Jentson: TMI bro but good for u I guess
by Frank_block77 April 25, 2016
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Penis Chest

A penis chest is someone who impersonates a wheetus nest and actively engage in homosexual activity. They may also post vents on their snapchat story, even though they bully people!
“what is a penis chest?”
“an active homosexual. see, that small guy in the beige hat over there is a penis chest!”
by therealwheetusnest April 13, 2023
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Penis Slangin’

When a person of the male gender purposefully and proudly flaunts his dick and balls.
Person 1: “We Penis Slangin’ for real bro”
Person 2: “Facts bro Penis Slangin’”
by The Poo Poo Pee Pee Man July 10, 2020
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penis death

Necrosis that is localized on your penis. Penises with penis death will fall off and create a horrible pissy mess that everyone will hate.
Bro... my dad came down with penis death. I hate him now.
by Piss shitter March 26, 2021
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penis pit

by Counselman Davies November 25, 2013
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