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Car-B-Q

A car accident that results in a fire and unfortunately passengers inside. Can also refer to a movie scene where a car explodes with people in it
Whoa, did you see that Car-B-Q? That is an amazing action movie!
by orieisen May 1, 2015
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counciltucky car wash

while living in council bluffs, it is the act of a police officer searching your meth mobile and seizing your meth and other crackhead drugs
Yo dude! Deaquan just got a counciltucky car wash! Now he's in jail.
by counciltuckyresident January 11, 2019
mugGet the counciltucky car washmug.

Tuscan car wash

When you fill their vagina with cooked spaghetti noodles and they drag it across your face
We had some leftover spaghetti noodles last night, so we decided to have a Tuscan car wash
by MCM<3CJB March 22, 2023
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Car Commercial Band

A band who's music is seemingly made for the purpose of car commercials and is overall extremely shitty in any other setting.
I hate Imagine Dragons! They're a car commercial band.
by Stuff24 February 7, 2019
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Dutch car wash

When you eat ass and vag in the shower.
1) It was his first time with analingus so he played it safe and went for a Dutch car wash.

2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."
by Jrmillertime May 6, 2023
mugGet the Dutch car washmug.

car-window narcissist

someone who constantly uses a car's side window to look at themself, usually to groom and just feel good about themselves.
Bob: What you stop for?

John: Oh nothing, just needed to see how I look.

Bob: They have mirrors for a reason you know?

John: Yeah but, using a car's window is soooo much easier.

Bob: Wow, you are such a classic example of a car-window narcissist
by kayanker January 13, 2011
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Mexican Car Stereo

What you might get to have in your car if you are too dirt cheap to afford a real car stereo. It may consist of either:

A). You or someone else in your car keeping(or at least trying to keep) everyone entertained by singing songs and/or making "music" by making sounds with your mouth and tapping and banging on objects with your limbs.

Or:

B). Having an entire band of musicians in your vehicle playing for you(particularly if they are not playing electronic instruments). This is a more logical alternative if you're driving a vehicle with enough room, like say a van, or a large truck.

Optional: Both methods can also be accompanied by having a Mexican subwoofer along.
Ex 1: FFS, man someone tell that Mexican car stereo back there to shut up!! I'm trying to enjoy our new system here!

Ex 2:
Doug: Now what, Wayne? How are we supposed to enjoy our trip on the open road now that the fucking border cops have found our Mexican car stereo and dumped 'em all in the Rio along with all their mariachi gear?
Truck Driver: No worries, Doug, at least we've got a little somethin' for ya to play an equally pleasing tune on. *unzips pants*
Doug: Awwww yeah. *goes down on truck driver's lap*

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Mark H. Bringing you more funny defs since February 2004.
by Mark H November 18, 2006
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