Ham candle

The ham candle is also known as the pennis aka male love muscle

Girl: I've ran out of fresh cucumbers after making the kids a tuna salad
Guy: how about you come here and light up my ham candle ?
Girl: mmmmmm candle sauce my favourite 😍

by Ham candler March 6, 2024

Ham

Adj: Someone who can be used.

Adj: 2: Someone who is not the brightest and believes/gives in too almost anything.

I was at school today and I asked this “ham” for the homework.

by Boiii616 November 7, 2021

Ham

Hating ass motherfucker

Y’all boy real life hams.

by Ya boy Nado January 1, 2020

Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.

I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.

by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022

huge ham

a football (american football) term used to describe a huge penis, usually used when the player has accomplished something.

Damn! Zach got the league MVP award! Huge Ham!

by Everyone knows me December 15, 2017

Ham on the side

When you decide to have a three way but the extra person is not really welcome... aka, a side piece that you really didn’t want to have a three- way with ... also know as “carpet ham”

“ my girl said let’s have a three-some And her and I fucked while there was ‘ham on the side’.”

by Mmmeggglee September 22, 2020

ham sandwich

when you take someones face and put it in between your thighs ,then proceed to rub there face around in it

yo dude that piece of shit gave me a ham sandwich

by jenna tilworts September 27, 2009