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Pipe dream

When you haven’t done the do In a while, and your mind trails off to distant places about the pipe. Similar to wet dream for guys.
I’ve in a slump for 10 months, I’ve been having pipe dreams for the last week!
by Leebosss June 15, 2022
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dream

sucksmy balls
ohhh daddy dreammm, dream bitch
by TheTruthOfTheInternet March 22, 2022
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Dream

A green screen that wears a mask with a smile and drives 20 hours up the east coast with trust issues while looking for his phone
"Hey do you watch dream?"
"The green screen? Of course!"
by bruuhHUhHuHh May 2, 2022
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Dream Hands Dance

A viral video of a man named John Jacobson doing choreography for together we sing. The video has had over one million views and hundreds of people have remixed it.
“Hey dude watch this super funny video of this guy acting like an absolute insane person”

“Wow that’s super funny! What’s the link?”

“Oh just look up Dream Hands Dance”
by Bored Bitch May 11, 2019
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A Buerocrat's Wet Dream

A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete
The sign up process for that website is A Buerocrat's Wet Dream.
by The Sefbicer September 21, 2021
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pasta dream

When you have a dream that is you doing something boring/banal that you would do in real life, like cooking pasta.
Kate: last night I dreamt that I was flying on a broom and I flew to the moon. I could see the atmosphere around earth! It was flippin' amazing.
Phil: I never have any interesting dreams. I just get pasta dreams. Last night I dreamt that I was mopping my floor. Then I woke up and had to do more chores.
Kate: That's rough, Buddy.
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Dream Yacht

An extremely attractive person of the opposite sex that you'd like to have sex with but can't because he or she is taken or is way out of your league causing you to day-dream about being on them naked, riding until the sun comes up during spring break

The opposite of a moped
Example:

Guy 1: did you see that gorgeous woman at the bar last night?
Guy 2: hell yeah, I'd show her off to everyone I know. She's my Dream Yacht.

Example:

It's too bad Tyler is married. Hes so hott! He is my dream yacht.
by ZuulButtSecks April 12, 2019
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