Ms. Candy

The mythical and servy hero from the short film "Alexander Stulltus" by Ephrem Davis.

Alex : "Fuck! I was really hoping to get that tradey art dealer but he's going with Ms. Candy. - I wish I was just like her."

by revengerseeker212 March 31, 2025

Strawberry candy

Those goddamn rare hard candys wrapped in a strawberry wrapper, nearly impossible to find in a store. They only show up in halloween bags and grandmas house

Where did you get the strawberry candy from?!?

by Some egg January 24, 2022

john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021

candied pecans

When you nut in someone’s ass, you’ve left the cum there. You sprinkle salt, cinnamon & sugar onto said cum & anus and let it dry. You peel off after everything has dried and eat it!

“Man, my girlfriend made the most delicious candied pecans the other night. Much better than my grandma’s.”

by MacyWindgate December 25, 2022

Candy Cub

A reverse cougar, when the younger woman spoils an older man the same way a cougar would spoil a younger man.

Did you see that candy cub out buying her old man a new cane....

by anonymous November 21, 2020

Candy Funnel

A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.

Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.

by Neil Durkin December 9, 2008

Grenade Spray Candy

A grenade shaped spray bottle with flavored sweet water inside.

AYO YOU GOT ANY GRENADE SPRAY CANDY??

...A what?

by sausagememz April 18, 2022