battery candy

Sour candy, because sour candy is as bad for your teeth as battery acid.

Pirate: Yarrrgh, do you like battery candy?

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 26, 2022

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john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021

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Candy cane shank

You will get gangrene if you get stuck in the neck with one.

CO- Check under his rack, somebody gave me information that he had a candy cane shank in his cell.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019

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A technique of fingering. Sticking one's fingers in a vagina and swirling it around. The swirling motion is meant to be similar to that of making cotton candy. When you make cotton candy, you put a stick in the machine and swirl it around, collecting all the melted sugar and forming cotton candy. The finger in the vagina swirls around like that stick. It isn't trying to collect any cotton candy, so don't get the wrong idea.

Talking about a hot guy:
"He's so fine, he could cotton candy me any day!"

by huntycuntress February 8, 2024

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candy vanned

to trick someone into going somewhere under false pretences.

person A: "wanna go play dnd"

person B: "sure!"

person A just wants to make out with person B

person B has been candy vanned.

by sixset May 12, 2023

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The Candy Shop 2.0

️ℹ️ Definition of The Candy Shop 2.0
By far the best group on telegram! All the best products! All the best people! Competitions every Wednesday at 7pm! There is no better telegram group!

📌 Examples
I bourght some sweets from The Candy Shop 2.0 and was Willy Wankered

by The Candy Shop 2.0 April 13, 2022

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