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Get the Best car in the world mug.The broken car paradox is a metaphor for how one hundred percent of relationships end with either a break up or someone dying which leads some so ask "Why even get into a relationship? " the same philosophical idea can be applied to buying a new car. "Why even buy a car if it'll one day fall apart and end up in a junk yard?"
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Get the the broken car paradox mug.What you might get to have in your car if you are too dirt cheap to afford a real car stereo. It may consist of either:
A). You or someone else in your car keeping(or at least trying to keep) everyone entertained by singing songs and/or making "music" by making sounds with your mouth and tapping and banging on objects with your limbs.
Or:
B). Having an entire band of musicians in your vehicle playing for you(particularly if they are not playing electronic instruments). This is a more logical alternative if you're driving a vehicle with enough room, like say a van, or a large truck.
Optional: Both methods can also be accompanied by having a Mexican subwoofer along.
A). You or someone else in your car keeping(or at least trying to keep) everyone entertained by singing songs and/or making "music" by making sounds with your mouth and tapping and banging on objects with your limbs.
Or:
B). Having an entire band of musicians in your vehicle playing for you(particularly if they are not playing electronic instruments). This is a more logical alternative if you're driving a vehicle with enough room, like say a van, or a large truck.
Optional: Both methods can also be accompanied by having a Mexican subwoofer along.
Ex 1: FFS, man someone tell that Mexican car stereo back there to shut up!! I'm trying to enjoy our new system here!
Ex 2:
Doug: Now what, Wayne? How are we supposed to enjoy our trip on the open road now that the fucking border cops have found our Mexican car stereo and dumped 'em all in the Rio along with all their mariachi gear?
Truck Driver: No worries, Doug, at least we've got a little somethin' for ya to play an equally pleasing tune on. *unzips pants*
Doug: Awwww yeah. *goes down on truck driver's lap*
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Ex 2:
Doug: Now what, Wayne? How are we supposed to enjoy our trip on the open road now that the fucking border cops have found our Mexican car stereo and dumped 'em all in the Rio along with all their mariachi gear?
Truck Driver: No worries, Doug, at least we've got a little somethin' for ya to play an equally pleasing tune on. *unzips pants*
Doug: Awwww yeah. *goes down on truck driver's lap*
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Mark H. Bringing you more funny defs since February 2004.
by Mark H November 18, 2006
Get the Mexican Car Stereo mug.This is used to descride the first week when a teeneager gets his/her car. It is known because during this period there is usually a no eating no driking policy. Usually this is the time also when they are most protective
Allie: Hey wanna ride to Dell Taco
Capri: No i dont want anybody in my car and absolutly no trash
Allie: pfft. what a first week car
Capri: No i dont want anybody in my car and absolutly no trash
Allie: pfft. what a first week car
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Get the first week car mug.a exotic car such as a ferrari or a big SUV such as a hummer used to make up for having a small cock. NOT a muscle car.
*ferrari pulls up to light,revs engine* dude 1: haha,check the fag in the ferrari dude 2: he's gotta be compensating,that's a total small penis car.
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