Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

Devils Candy

B707 Xanax, or typically known as smurfs or bars. They have been known to be the lest pressed Xanax pill, and you will typically see a lot of people who have them (such as criminals, mob gangsters etc.) will post and brag about them hence their rarity.

Typical Advertisement
😈 Devils Candy in stock
Devils Candy on deck

Typical Sentence

Hey bro bro, you know anyone with them smurfs?

- Nah g, I've been trying that Devils Candy ASAP!

Whats good my slime, You still got that Devils Candy on deck?

- Of course, I'll pass you a deal this time.

by freeJAMESY April 1, 2021

Candy

Great alternative for when you run out of toothpaste. Don’t believe anybody who tells you otherwise.

Naive Person: Are you going to use toothpaste or candy tonight?
You: What the FUCK?

by ‘,;D June 16, 2021

push candy

Adjective. A very difficult three pointer.

The fans cheered when the player made the push candy.

by Coach98765 March 10, 2016

bubbles candy

a big fat black child molester mostly dreamed of by little sick individuals that enjoy molestation

jacob loves dreaming about Bubbles candy!

by golgi apperatus January 8, 2012

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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025

Candy Buffalo Hunting

The act when two men ejaculate in each others (anus’s) and proceed to “butt spit” into each others (anus’s)

Hey jasper wanna go “candy Buffalo hunting later”?

by Anomaly clicker March 26, 2022