Bar of soup

1. misspelling of "bar of soap"

2. frozen soup in the shape of a bar

son: *texting* mom can you get me a bar of soup when ur at teh store?

mom: bar of soup? what's that?
son: *bar of soap lmao

person 1: i have a bar of soup in my freezer!
person 2: what's that lel
person 1: frozen soup.

by AlltheGudNamesAreTaken November 2, 2021

towel bar

towel bar, v. - The process of purchasing or acquiring goods, unboxing, yeeting the accessories, and placing the object in the direct path of installers without any proximity to actual installation time.

The homeowner is towel barring again; he bought all of the glassware for a bar that's not even built and put it "on the shelves," which are unpacked and disassembled on the floor that's not grouted yet.

by glizzyholm September 23, 2022

Vertical Bar

Definition 1: Used to mock people that are trapped in a mental institutions, insane asylums, or schizophrenic like environments.

Definition 2: May also be used to emphasize the sheer magnitude of a flex.

Ex 1: Yo. You better prepare that ass. Wild Randy is in heat and needs to mate with another male ASAP. Vertical bar.

Ex 2: Your dad got plowed up his poop chute last night. Ask me how I know. Vertical fucking bar.

by Brent Watchkids December 26, 2024

World's Shittest Bar

Awal Avenue, Juffair in Bahrain is the location of The World's Shittest Bar. It is visited on the annual Bahrain Cultural Trip where pilgrims must drink at least one pint before staggering out into the searing heat of Bahrain.
Nobody knows the name of the bar - or remembers exactly how to get there. But it is very real - and very shit.

Archie - "Fancy a pint in the World's Shittest Bar, Billy?"
Billy - "No. Let's go."

by MaccieG August 20, 2023

BARS

When people are talking and something rhymes, you say bars.

That was bars.

by goat as will be January 5, 2020

bar thirty

Closing time, based on the fact that bars close at 2:30 am in Portland, OR.

It's almost Bar thirty, let's get out of here. Closing time Portland, OR

by Xxander420 January 28, 2017

Wisconsin Protein Bar

You freeze a stick of butter until solid so that it does not melt. Then you insert the frozen stick of butter up your asshole, after working the cornfield all day. Next you poop the stick of butter back out and eat it for extra protein after a long day of work.

I was so hot and hungry after work, I was craving a Wisconsin Protein Bar.

by Thebrothers42069 December 20, 2024