ASSH0LE ASSHOLE

The SEX ORGAN that has nothing to do with SHIT. Note that the ASSH0LE ASSHOLE opens and closes for everybody's convenience.

I never flush my ASSH0LE ASSHOLE down any HUMAN TOILETS or other TOILETS.

by FECESRIMJOB March 22, 2021

Asshole

A hole in your but that can have things going in or out

I got raped in the asshole

My uncle shoved his purple dilldo up my asshole

by 69420ismyfavoritenumber November 13, 2020

Asshole

An asshole is an individual that has seemingly dedicated their entire existence to making everybody else's lives miserable. These people are frequently aloof and consider themselves to be superior to those who they are mean to. Typical asshole behavior includes spreading falsehoods about others, pushing others down to get them where they want to go, and treating others poorly. Although there are many varieties of assholes the worst types are the ones that are also simultaneously douchebags and false angels. Although not necessarily true for all varieties of assholes, a great many types of assholes are also ignorant and manipulative.

Individual 1: I don't understand how someone can be such a complete and total asshole!
Individual 2: Yeah, how in the world can they be so mean to people and somehow get away with it?!
Individual 3: Yeah, they're a complete asshole, but the only one who can change them is themselves. *Sips tea.*

by The * Impossible * Girl May 23, 2018

asshole

The guy who buys 8 next generation consoles and sells them at a 100% markup.

Are you the asshole who is scalping all the Playstation 5 and Xbox Series Xs?

by Cold Scissors December 18, 2020

Brute Force Asshole!!

You know who are they are!!!

That Brute Force Asshole!! is everywhere!

by The 13th Captain December 18, 2020

Asshole Tendencies

When someone has the tendency to be an asshole.

Your friend has asshole tendencies

by ZaZa Willms September 10, 2024

Asshole Level

The level to which a person is considered an asshole. Generally on a scale from 1 - 10.
1: Ass
2: Putz
3: Gouche
4: Bunghole
5: Douchebag
6: Chode
7: Ass Clown
8: Dickbyte
9: Son of a Bitch
10: Completely Fucking Worthless

"That guy has like 50 bumper stickers on his car. His asshole level is at least a 7!"

by Sweenus007 May 22, 2024