one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

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National Brothers day

May 12th

Tell your brother how much you love them or show them

You: hey brother I love you
Brother: um
You: it's national brothers day!

by Duckyjen May 12, 2022

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taliban brothers

People that have had their butthole caves invaded by the same army.

Grandpa and I had our colonoscopies done by the same doctor…guess we’re Taliban brothers now.

by Colonoscopy, Taliban, Brothers November 01, 2023

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Brother Anish

Brother Anish is a person that the mankind looks upon. He is the light that shines upon the earth. Br.Anish as he is so called, symbolises success. He is an emblem of trust, friendship and brotherhood. With his dashing and handsome face he is always able to attract the opposite gender. His personality is what differs him the most, with his top notch humour and down to earth behaviour he is a true example of how perfect a human being can be. Also regarded as the mathematical genius to many he is definitely what many aim to be in Life

OMFG! that is Brother Anish, I want to be like Brother Anish, he is such a great man!!

by Mosha. November 27, 2021

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