University of Alabama

Home of Alabama football and of the most delusional fans in all of sports. ESPN's Pat Forde said it best, "Irrational passion and general delusion don't just drive the bus at Alabama. They drive the wheels off it like Dale Earnhardt."

The mascot for the University of Alabama is clearly an elephant, but they say roll tide.

by Paul is dead and rotten December 7, 2006

University of Alabama

The most amazing place on earth. The greatest college in the SEC and since the SEC runs NCAA athletics that makes it the greatest college in the country. It is a place where tradition matters...12 National Championships, 21 SEC Championships, and more bowl appearances than any other team in NCAA football. It's where the great "Bear" Bryant became a football legend. The place where the amazing Nick Saban now hangs his hat.

One of the biggest party schools in the country. Everyone has a good time in a visit to the U of A.

Auburn University wishes it was the University of Alabama.

by loveUofA12 July 19, 2009

Jemison Alabama

A very small redneck town in Alabama. Where there are absolutely no attractions, restaurants (other than McDonald’s), or any type of entertainment. Local teenagers hang out in “The Pig” parking lot, the “Old Town” of Jemison, or at bonfires located in the middle of nowhere. Most fun activities consist underage drinking, vaping, or hookups.

Hey y’all, you wanna go to Jemison Alabama late tonight?

by JHSkid123 December 30, 2020

Commit Alabama

What you do if you feel horny towards a member of your own family tree. This could be one's siblings, parents, grandparents, children, or anyone of the same family tree. Often done by the people of Alabama, as seen by the name.

That's it. My sister is so hot I feel like I'm gonna commit Alabama.

by Anonymous-7070 July 9, 2021

Samson Alabama

Small tiny town in lower Alabama that has two stop lights and everyone’s fucking a relative.

Omg she’s got to be from Samson Alabama.

by Anonymous892621 August 26, 2021

The Alabama Twister

When your sister spins on your dick with a blanket over her head which then resembles a tornado

"Joanne how about I give you the alabama twister?"
"Cleetus i would love that but what if ma or pa sees?"
"thats what the blanket is for!"

by A N O N Y M O O S E June 4, 2023

Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....

"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"

by AllHailLiv August 1, 2019