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Alabama Barker

A person who grew up rich in Calabasas, got bored and decided to join the black community. Is also well known for being a tramp and a NFL team member. Their routine consists on being live on the app TikTok with a cheap polyester pajama set and doing their makeup constantly.
You got a 1000 bodies and ain't old enough to drink? You are an Alabama Barker.
by bhadbhabielover911 March 12, 2025
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Alabama Buttered Toast

Where a woman churns butter in her asshole using her brother's cock, and then shits it on a piece of toasted white or wheat bread and eats it.
That sure was some good alabama buttered toast bubby!
by RobsGonnaKillU March 12, 2025
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Alabama Mud Slushee

When you are banging your girl in the ass, but her colon is full of shit, so you drop chipped ice in it and proceed to bang it furiously, creating the infamous, Alabama Mud Slushee...
Man, my chick's colon was so full of shit, I just dropped chipped ice into her butthole and banged it furiously to create an Alabama Mud Slushee. Aside from the stench, it was awesome!
by Headshok1962 March 13, 2025
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Alabama Mud Slushee

While doing anal, your girls butthole is so full of shit, you drop chipped ice in it and furiously bang it, creating the infamous Alabama Mud Slushee.
Man, me and the old lady were doing butt stuff but she was full of shit. So, I dropped some chipped ice into her butthole and we mad an Alabama Mud Slushee. Aside from the stench, it was awesome.
by Headshok1962 March 13, 2025
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Alabama Backflip

When you're fucking your sister while driving your Chevy S10, but it's too distracting, so you flip your truck.
Bro did you hear how Jerry died? I heard he hit that Alabama backflip.
by Skipperdoodle March 16, 2025
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Alabama Mud Slushee

While having anal sex, your partners rectum is full of shit. You then take chipped ice and pour it in creating a slurry. Then you vigorously pummel the rectum creating the infamous Alabama Mud Slushee.
That chick let me stick it in her butt last night. She was full of poop, so I decided to throw in ice chips and give her an Alabama Mud Slushee. Man, was she pissed.
by Headshok1962 March 20, 2025
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Alabama Busdriver

The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. Step one, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step two, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step three, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, bound them to the seat of the bus and leave them until morning.
This Danm bus driver missed my stop, so I gave er the ol’ Alabama busdriver. That outta show her.
by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025
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