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Weed

weed is a cannabis based substance or maybe it's cannabis itself? let's find out
Weed is good. Weed is intended for inhalation or other kind of ingestion. Weed does not have any side effects. Please consult with the police before you start using Weed. If you have issues with Weed, please call our toll-free number at 1-800-IAM-HIGH.
by Shovel_levohS April 7, 2022
mugGet the Weedmug.

Whack your Weed

(1) An outlandish insult to piss off someone that simply has no meaning behind it.

(2) A sexual innuendo reffering to slapping someone's bush and/or penis
by BerriVoid February 11, 2023
mugGet the Whack your Weedmug.

Weed-whack

Verb. 1) removing weeds via a long hand-operated tool. 2) removing male stress via a long hand-operated tool. 3) removing female stress via use of a long hand-operated tool.
1. He weed-whacked the edge of his yard. 2. He weed-whacked until he exhaled and fell asleep. 3. He weed-whacked her until she whimpered and fell asleep.
by Woodsy Woman June 29, 2020
mugGet the Weed-whackmug.

Weed

Yo u got some weed

Dealer:ye got some super Mario kart purple haze
by Ryan Bromley February 16, 2020
mugGet the Weedmug.

Funny weed man

Funny weed man is the sexiest, funniest , weediest man alive. So sexy he wven gets confused for drake🤦😭❤️
“Woah is fhat drake?”
“Nah thats funny weed man
by Thickdickdaddy270 November 21, 2021
mugGet the Funny weed manmug.

Weed Wackin'

1.Just cutting grass with a motorized tool; 2. Masturbating with excessive pubic hair
"Go Weed Wackin' when your weeds are wack"
by pumpkineater45 December 5, 2017
mugGet the Weed Wackin'mug.

Wack the Weed

The act of placing the roach of a pre-roll into yours or a friend’s urethra (aka Sounding) while he jacks off and blowing the smoke up the shaft.
Hey bro I just have a little left of this blunt, wanna wack the weed?
by Factsareallies May 15, 2025
mugGet the Wack the Weedmug.

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