Douche Baggins

A nerd that just so happens to be a professional in douche baggery

Nerd: Sup girl wanna suck on my lightsaber

Girl: Omg leave me alone Douche Baggins

by NiggerMcDicker69 January 14, 2015

douche b

Short for douchebag

My friend Manny is such a douche b!!!

by Douchebcreator February 25, 2018

Douche Bag

a person who is rude and will make a perfect punching bag when irritated

I need to practice with my douche bag, i need a better punch

by PANDAHlOVER December 17, 2014

Douche Cannon

1-A person who has ascertained a position of such high douchebaggery that he takes douchbaginess to a new level to totally blow you away with the inability to respond or act for some time.

"After reaming me for several hours on monday about my TPS reports and making me work late every day of the week, my Douche Cannon of a boss made me work on saturday as well!
I think I'll just not come to work anymore."

by Caseofthemondays December 22, 2010

Douche canoe

A douche that's douchier than a douche and can't get a girlfriend

Person 1. That kid was being such a douche canoe

Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce

Person 1. True and he can't get a girl

by Tgrizzlyxx123 September 4, 2017

basic douche

(n)1. A person, usually masculine in gender, who conforms to all the social dorms associated with being a dude. 2. A regular guy who is kind of a douche.

That guy at the youth hostel was totally a basic douche.

by Widgetwidget January 19, 2016

Douche Tunic

An article of clothing created when a frat bro or any gym-oriented young man rips the armpits of his tank a bit too much, therefore resulting in what is basically a sweaty double-sided cape.

Kyle: Yo, check out my new tank. It shows off my guns.
Mack: Bro, the chicks will love it. They can totes see your nips.
Kyle: Sick, man.
Carly: Nice douche tunic, asshole.

by ajaustinv February 21, 2013