truck candy

The whore they pass around trailer parks.

Amber is famous at Al's Trailer Park. She's their truck candy.

by Rilesformiles September 3, 2016

battery candy

Sour candy, because sour candy is as bad for your teeth as battery acid.

Pirate: Yarrrgh, do you like battery candy?

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 26, 2022

Ms. Candy

The mythical and servy hero from the short film "Alexander Stulltus" by Ephrem Davis.

Alex : "Fuck! I was really hoping to get that tradey art dealer but he's going with Ms. Candy. - I wish I was just like her."

by revengerseeker212 March 31, 2025

Strawberry candy

Those goddamn rare hard candys wrapped in a strawberry wrapper, nearly impossible to find in a store. They only show up in halloween bags and grandmas house

Where did you get the strawberry candy from?!?

by Some egg January 24, 2022

Candy

That one dude in your friends group that claims he's straight but he's kissed 20 or so guys and wears dresses in public

fuck off Candy

by Candyson the second™ November 20, 2022

john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021

Candy cane shank

You will get gangrene if you get stuck in the neck with one.

CO- Check under his rack, somebody gave me information that he had a candy cane shank in his cell.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019