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teapot candy

in genshin impact: a waifu/husbando character (usually a limited 5 star) that sits as a companion in your serenitea pot to look pretty, not to ever be leveled or built.

(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.
player 1: nah im not building eula, i just pulled cuz she's hot and i want her to redacted haha
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?
by mrmustachio March 2, 2024
mugGet the teapot candymug.

monster candy

-Attractive Male/Female Protagonist in a horror movie that frequently attracts the monster or monsters. Usually does not die immediately.

-Candy that eats people.
-That screaming chick has been running around on screen attracting every monster for the last 30 minutes. What a piece of monster candy!

-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!
by NotTheCandy December 17, 2012
mugGet the monster candymug.

Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."
by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015
mugGet the Candied Buttonmug.

Candy Buffalo Hunting

The act when two men ejaculate in each others (anus’s) and proceed to “butt spit” into each others (anus’s)
Hey jasper wanna go “candy Buffalo hunting later”?
by Anomaly clicker March 26, 2022
mugGet the Candy Buffalo Huntingmug.

Candy Crushing

Having sex with a stripper name Candy. Going to a Stripe Club. Having sex with a stripper.
Lets go Candy Crushing. Sure what time?
by J1 Socal January 12, 2016
mugGet the Candy Crushingmug.

Dragon's Pubes Candy

That's not Dragon's Beard Candy that's Dragon's Pubes Candy
by BaconBlue November 22, 2023
mugGet the Dragon's Pubes Candymug.

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