A father who works at a takeaway who can't afford the least expensive item on that takeaway's menu even though they just worked two 16 hour shifts...
by Theoriesforyou, October 28, 2019
Get the Paradise Pizzamug. 
When one orders a pizza, and lays the warm box on their chest as they eat it; keeping them warm in the process...
by Socks and box June 26, 2016
Get the pizza blanketmug. He gave me $50 for these high resolution photos of Spiderman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Buy a couple pizzas?
by Solid Mantis May 2, 2021
Get the Pizzasmug. legend says that the only cure to a melting heart is a kiss from a tuna that eats pizza but that’s just hearsay, so maybe it’s not true .
Girl: my heart is melting !!!
Boy: just kiss a tuna that eats pizza that had eaten pizza so that it can stop the melting.
Boy: just kiss a tuna that eats pizza that had eaten pizza so that it can stop the melting.
by Nova760 October 8, 2018
Get the Tuna that eats pizzamug. by Cairo Creepcake October 16, 2021
Get the pizza poopermug. a fun family friendly game for all ages and races. originating from a trans antartic tribe, further developed by erin and alex for platonic use. make sure to centre the soggines at the crust for best results aha x
by erinisswag August 28, 2023
Get the soggy pizzamug.