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Ass bomb

An explosive rectal suppository designed to blow someone up from the inside. This literal weapon of ass destruction results in a fatal condition called EBS (explosive bowl syndrome).
-British variation: arse-bomb
Billy: 'He stuck a lump of plastique up your bum, son.'

Serge: 'Ass bomb.'
by shaquille Oatmeal. November 17, 2020
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Vag-Ass

When the trauma of childbirth results in the merging of your vag and your ass. In other words when the gooch is removed the vag and ass unite.
This baby tore me a vag-ass.

Girl, his dick was so big it tore me a vag-ass.
by RaiLind September 22, 2020
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flack ass hoe

Adjective; describing a person (usually a male) who incorrectly thinks he is far funnier, sexier, and worth more than his weight in gold. Bling usually includes many coin machine chains, a Wal-Mart clearance sale wrist watch.
"Man, Flip Simmons is triflin' every day tellin' people he's funny when he ain't even got no jokes yet. Sorry flack ass hoe!"
by 0rangeJu1ce August 15, 2017
mugGet the flack ass hoemug.

Good ass man

When you mean to say “good morning” and realize the explicit auto correct and must apologize.
Good ass man Jillian we plan to execute this to tomorrow. We will cut & mix away from the grass.
by ConstructionMather September 26, 2023
mugGet the Good ass manmug.

Assing

Tailgating another vehicle; Following to close.
Stop assing the car in front of us, we are going to cause an accident.
by Bmwellss July 10, 2022
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Ass Penny

You know those pennies that are about 100 years old and looked like they were shoved up your ass? Yeah, those are these pennies.
Person: What type of penny is that?
Me: Oh this? This is an ass penny.
by Maxawesome7 January 25, 2020
mugGet the Ass Pennymug.

Grab ass day

Grab ass day is every friday for April and May
It's friday lemme grab that ass
you have the rights, it's grab ass day
by manigel April 11, 2019
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