Dick yanked

When your wife is so fed up with you that she hands you a naked dude magazine infront of all your friends.

Karen was so fed up with Ryan's drinking that she dick yanked him to the amusement and eternal shame infront of all his neighbours.

by Luckyluc1982 November 20, 2014

Broke Dick Charlie

Someone thats always broke as shit and never pays for anything.

"I would like to grab Pizza and a beer but I am a Broke Dick Charlie!"

by Dmoney281 November 19, 2025

Mario Dick

When the guy is about to have sex with you but he pulls down his pants and Danny Devito dressed as Mario pops put.

Yo dude, I was getting violently fucked last night but the guy turned out to be a Mario Dick

by Vvvvvvvvvviagra42069 May 21, 2019

cyanide dick

A technique used by Kazi military to kill undesirable hoes. They coat their penis with cyanide before engaging in coitus with said undesirable hoe in order to poison and kill them

Damn bro, you finna give her that cyanide dick

by cyanide nibba December 13, 2022

PG 13 dick pic

A photo of a penis that is perfectly defined through clothing; erect or otherwise.

He sent me a PG 13 dick pic.

by Hot Chopper July 13, 2024

national dick pic day

national dick pic day
Happens December 2 it's when u take a picture of your dick and send it to the person who sent u this if your brave enough
National Dick pic day means taking a picture of your dick

national dick pic day. was celebrated by everyone

by Cockshatt300 July 20, 2022

dick

something men piss from. also something used in sex. also an insult

empty your dick! he's a dick!

by your nans ass November 28, 2020