shave my head

when someone has a bad haircut or when somebody says something dumb smh

bro I got a 0% on my test shave my head smh

by Stevenfuckedurmother February 21, 2023

my little thing

My little thing defines someone special and petite. You can use it for your gf, lover, spouse or child.

In this sentence, "a thing" does not mean an object.

My little thing. My poor little thing. My sweet little thing.

by Chris Cristian April 16, 2020

i paused my game to be here

A nerd With the worst shirt alive

look at the guy with the i paused my game to be here shirt hes such a nerd

by anonymous January 12, 2024

take a moment, count my guap

Big 14, know what the fuck goin' on
Ayy
Hold up, take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bomin' in, they bomin' in, hold up, ayy
Count my guap, count my guap
Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in
Pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
I pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands, yeah
Hold up, I don't know what planet I'm on (don't know, don't know)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (watch the throne)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (off your arms, yeah), yeah
Steady causin' havoc, yeah (causin' havoc)
Bitch, I'm ballin' hard just like a maverick (yeah)
Money stretch long, lil' bitch, like elastic (yeah)
Now that bitch steady callin' me Mr. Fantastic, yeah, ayy
Know I keep a ratchet (a ratch')
If you play, boy, I'll turn your ass to ashes (ah)
Automatic, doo-doo-doo-doo, bitch, I'm blastin' (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Yeah, ooh, put you in a casket (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Money sit long, it's elastic
I don't know what planet I'm on (I'm on Mars)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (chop your arms, yeah)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (watch the throne), yeah

Trippe Redd: Hold up
Travis Scott: what?
Trippe Redd: Take a moment
Travis Scott: Why, to do what?
Trippe Redd: take a moment, count my guap

by Why_are_we_here_just_to_suffer May 25, 2024

eat my brain

A more aggressive, in-depth, informative approach to picking ones brain for information.

Adjective: "Hey Steve, I know you really want to come work at the company I'm at. Want to eat my brain about it over drinks later? "

by @black_forests April 27, 2017

Don’t Salt My Jam

A playful way of saying “Don’t negatively impact something I enjoy”
I.E: Don’t ruin my vibe/ don’t burst my bubble

You’re having a good time, but your friend is unhappy because they’re not having as good a time as you. “Hey man, don’t salt my jam!”

by morallymorbid April 5, 2025

tickle my colon

This phrase is mostly used when you want to say something that makes absolutely no sense. but its funny.

Fagget 1" hey get outta here bitch!"

Fagget 2 " hey how bout you tickle my colon!'

by GG_delux_yg4hunnid June 4, 2016