sad ass virgin

ayo is that ME?

Guy: please have sex with me

Girl: no you stupid sad ass virgin

Guy: okay jesus christ you asshole

by Fyondike January 25, 2022

apples in your ass

A person who is bitter and rude all the time.

What's your problem do you have apples in your ass

by Mall33 December 11, 2016

National Slap Ass Day

On December 4th its national slap ass day . Boys can slap and grip a girls ass next time they see each other

Boy :nice ass *slap and grip girls ass*

Girl: why?
Boy:its national slap ass day

by Superslimmshady December 4, 2021

Ass quake

When a big ass clap and shake the room

Dayummm she clapped the funky ass and made a ass quake

by Msshunnid. August 29, 2022

Gummy Bear Ass Nigga

A soft ass nigga also known as a simp

Grizzly: Can I get you anything? You need some more water anything you need i gotchu.

Barry: You a gummy bear ass nigga

by GOD OF ALL THINGSS July 16, 2021

Ass shartz

When Brian and joe take turns pooping in each others mouths. Then when they are done they high five and make a Mike joke.

Brian and joe shared an evening of ass shartz last night.

by Knightpooper January 9, 2021

National grab ass day

THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY “ItS nAtIOnAl gRaB aSs DaY” DOESNT MAKE IT OK TO GROPE WOMEN OR ANYONE

person1: “Why did you grab my ass!?”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”

by Samw3ix March 23, 2021