milking my creature

The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.

Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.

by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH November 30, 2023

rockstars my boxtars

a variation of roxors my boxors only to be used when playing a Rocktar game.

"DUDE!!!!!!!! i just killed ten guy's in a bullet time jump! w00t!"

by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004

Chips my Nips

Chips my Nips - used to describe the feeling you get when something occurs that really really annoys you. It is not a physical feeling, more a way of describing your level of irritation as a result of the occurance

Driver : *leaves the volume level on 27*
Me : “wow really?! You could’nt just turn it up to 28 could you?! You know how much that chips my nips. Am not happy.”

by lozzer1911 December 8, 2018

getting my chemical on

It's a phrase refreshing the usage of drugs,

It was created by MatPat & StephyPat the game stream YouTuberes from GTLive
It was first mentioned in there episode 1 of the "Life is Strange" gaming serie

1: dude, wanna join me? I'm gonna go getting my chemical on
2: you do drugs?
1: yeah dude
2: ( I don't see a future friendship here)

by Shining star-00 August 27, 2017

my man not man

My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "its complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friends with benefits, a recent break up that didn't quite stick so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.

Me: You are never going to guess what happened today.
Her: What?

Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -

Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 17, 2021

are you my uncle

what you say to someone that is being to close to you. like, if they're getting way to close and wants to see your baby pictures and take pictures of you on a horse.

guy1: show me those pictures of you in the bath tub with your cousins!
guy2:ARE YOU MY UNCLE???

by fizzle quantrizzle January 27, 2015

good luck finding my waist

Doing something that will make your waist unseeable
Having your waist very very small

Good luck finding my waist after I drink this chia seed water

You won’t find my waist after I loose 6 pounds

by Xoxogossipgalxoxo July 19, 2024