Shot on my back

When someone cums/ejaculates on your ass or back while having sexual intercourse.

Oh my god he shot on my back last night after fucking my ass!

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

Bout to catch my big O flow

Catching your big O flow, often referred to as finding one's optimal state of productivity, creativity, or well-being, can indeed be a transformative experience. Imagine a moment when everything in your life aligns perfectly, allowing you to perform at your absolute best. This phenomenon is akin to a musician finding the perfect rhythm, a writer whose words flow effortlessly onto the page, or an athlete who enters "the zone," where every move they make is precise and powerful. It's a state of being where time seems to stand still, and you're completely immersed in the task at hand, delivering results that sometimes even surprise you.

Incorporating the wisdom of Mahatma Gandhi and Buddha into the narrative of catching your big O flow enriches the understanding of this state with profound philosophical insights. Gandhi, known for his teachings on peace, perseverance, and living with purpose, once said, "The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others." This quote underscores the idea that finding one’s optimal flow often involves transcending personal desires and focusing on contributing positively to the lives of others. Buddha's teachings on mindfulness and the nature of suffering provide another layer of depth to the concept of the big O flow. He stated, "Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."

"bout to catch my big O flow, 36 on my back like my name Joe, 4.8 forty... I ain't slow."

by notOneverO February 29, 2024

my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023

The meaning of my life

If I had to choose.... It would beeeeee..... TO KILL GOD!

Hym "What is the meaning of my life? Says the Jordan Peterson plant... To kill God. That is all. But I'll take care of that when I'm dead. For now, I'll do what I'm doing now. Which is demonstrating to a charlatan that his life has no meaning. But only because it's funny."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Tooth infection that spread to my brain

Is why I feel drained. I took some antiseptic mouth wash and it ameliorated my symptoms by 30% overnight.

Hym "And if I could prescribe myself with antibiotics for the tooth infection that spread to my brain I wouldn't feel this way."

by Hym Iam June 20, 2025

Jingling my jangle 'till I jongle

A term indicating the experience of enjoying a piece of media but finding a character, that slightly reduces overall enjoyment.

"I was really into that show, but now I keep jingling my jangle 'till I jongle every time that character appears. I really dislike him."

by arteriesin December 26, 2023

Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018