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Fake ass mf

someone who you put ur trust into and they go back on their word bc influence of others.the fake ass fuck cant tell them shit and cant be around them
I told ava some shit and told her to not tell anyone and then she goes out to tell the whole gang fake ass mf
by Mr tong with the bong February 1, 2021
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NATIONAL GRAB ASS DAY.

National Grab Ass Day - grab ass day is august 16. single or taken , you betta grab somebody booty meat.
just walk by and grab they ass. "its national grab ass day."
by chicken meat300 August 14, 2019
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Ass Clownery

The act of wasting your very existance by way of partaking in stupid bullshit activities that, tho enjoyable because of the sheer nature of stupidity involved, will simply never get one ahead in life. But screw that with a limp whole grain noodle because that was never the point anyway.

Examples include farting in your friends lunchbox. Talking shit about others because of your own lack of self assuredness, and/or spending ones entire life playing basketball even tho you are a 5 foot 10 white guy that cant jump who's biggest talent is smoking doobies and pud whacking until your essential organs look like a lil smokie with two blue raisins that a homeless person might pick out of the trash behind the outlet mall for sup. Dont even get me started on the fish flavored mayonnaise.
Billy shits in the urinal at Wal Mart and cackles up a storm.
The poor janitor Bob, gets called from his lunch of ham and cheese hot pockets and fruit gushers for clean up on aisle shithouse and immediately upon seeing said monster loaf in pis pot exclaims "fuck these Dipshits and thier ass clownery!" I quit!

He finishes his hot pocket and goes back behind the store to share his last 2 gushers with the homeless guy. They become best friends and experiment with dumpster sex later that night in the misty harbor air with two unkempt sea men from across the bay.
by Cap'n Cuuunt. February 8, 2019
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turqoised my ass

When your ass gets eaten so good you can’t sit down
Alex: he turqoised my ass so good last night that I couldn’t sit down for the history test.

Cordar: he must have had a real good licken to that.
by Antiwack-man January 3, 2019
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National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to slap anyone's ass, male or female to celebrate the holidays!
Jacob: it's March 13th you know what that means...

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 10, 2020
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Shit pee pee ass

When I do anal on your mom and she ass queefs on the family dog
Hey, baby wanna Shit pee pee ass tonight
by Wee haha pooo peew April 19, 2022
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ass heart

typically known as the prostate to gays
Thrust into my ass heart, daddy.
by doneboyo May 19, 2018
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