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ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.
“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”
by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023
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Ass-fetti

During a celebration (ex: Easter) when confetti eggs are involved, and someone cracks one either in your shirt or in your pants, and the confetti trickles down to your ass, leaving sweaty pieces of paper lodged in amazing places.
"dude she got you in the pants"
"yea man, you want some Ass-Fetti?"

"ahh you asshole, its trickling down my pants, *grabs said confetti from underwear* you want some back?"
"gross keep your ass-fetti away from me"
by Doinkingthings September 30, 2016
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Vag-Ass

When the trauma of childbirth results in the merging of your vag and your ass. In other words when the gooch is removed the vag and ass unite.
This baby tore me a vag-ass.

Girl, his dick was so big it tore me a vag-ass.
by RaiLind September 22, 2020
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liver ass

A long night of drinking cheap beer leads to a terrible hangover with long heavy fog farts with a warm finish that feels like your battered liver flaps out of your ass!
Damn dude! I drank all that cheap ass beer last night and I've got a mean case of liver ass! When I cut one it's heavy like fog and I'm pretty sure my rotten liver pokes out of my ass!
by Madness18 May 5, 2018
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Ass Dragon

A being that specializes in draggin ass at work.

Every workplace with shared community workload will have a dragon emerge.
It’s universal physics.
The spirit of the ass dragon can also multiply and clone itself like a cancer, spreading to other co-workers resulting in a rival second or third dragon emerging, due to the frustration of carrying the workload of the alpha dragon.
Man, that bitch is such an ass dragon.
She’s draggin ass so hard this morning that sparks are flying.
by Majestic Minnow May 27, 2022
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ass

(1)noun: butt; posterior; anal area.
(2)adjective: bad; trashy, used to describe something that is bad or does not reach expectations.
(1) person: *grabs girlfriends butt* girlfriend: did you just grab my ass?
(2)*playing basketball* "yo this ball is ass!"
by Nota qt December 1, 2021
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swamp ass thing

swamp ass thing is a man-like create who lives in a swamp. he cares alot about swamps so don't be disrespectful.
someone: hey! lets got to that swamp place!
me: ok but be respectful! swamp ass thing lives here!!
by kindaswagtbh June 10, 2021
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