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Sputtering Ass

To sputter ass means to fart in a loud, crackling fart that goes for long periods of time.
The guy in the stall was sputtering ass so hard, his butthole must be ripped open!
by Antikase February 14, 2024
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Toxic Ass Parents

Asshole parents who deserve to burn in fucking hell. The embodiment of self loathing/pity. Overall fucking losers who treat their kids as property.
They treat their kids as therapists, and tell their kids bottle up emotion.
They try to justify abuse by saying their kids did something impossibly bad.
Make me want to kick their asses into their own fucking cock.
"We aren't toxic ass parents! We are just realists!" *Child gets shot by parents after they trauma dump them*
by definatelynottrophosko October 7, 2023
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Send Ass Day

June 26 Send Ass Day, where girlfriends must send their boyfriends ass pics whenever they ask or want.
"It's Send Ass Day bitch show me them cheeks"
by fetusdeletus01 June 25, 2021
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National Grab Ass Day

on april 16th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.you cannot get mad if ur ass is grabbed
by Finesseingurbih101 April 15, 2019
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Ass crease

-Booty brows

-The lines under your Buttcheeks
1: yesterday I saw a dude jogging in short shorts that were ass crease height. ‘‘Twas quite nasty.

2: why all these thots be wearing dresses that are ass crease height in the winter?

3: I can hold a pencil in my ass crease. Want to see?
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019
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fucking my ass off

the roughest form of sex ever
"dude brad from chemistry was fucking my ass off yesterday"
by hDark August 28, 2025
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broke ass shot

When a male or female basketball player shoots the basketball and misses the shot or misses the rim completely by air balling.
That person is known for having a broke ass shot.
I'm bout to get a bucket Jordan. Shoot that broke ass shot
by Mr.Unguardable May 22, 2016
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